Monday, October 13, 2014

What SEC Coaches Are Really Thinking

Ever wondered what football coaches are really thinking during those press conferences or halftime interviews? Amidst all of the "coach speak," it's hard to know what's really going through their minds.

But based on their facial expressions, it's possible to guess what each SEC coach is thinking as their teams do battle on the football field.

So without further adieu, take a look inside the minds of all 14 SEC coaches:


Nick Saban: "There should be a rule that makes kicking illegal in football."


Bret Bielema: "But... Real American football..."



Gus Malzahn: "Run it run it run it iso handoff play action deep fly route run it read option iso handoff read option run it bubble screen fly sweep run it run it run it run it."



Will Muschamp: "I've made a huge mistake."



Mark Richt: I think we could win ten games this year... Or nine... Eh, probably eight. You guys are cool with eight, right?"



Mark Stoops: "I don't want to brag, but Kentucky football might be as good as Kentucky basketball now."



Les Miles: *dial tone*



Dan Mullen: "That's right, Ole Miss. We're number one."



Gary Pinkel: "Gettin' real tired of your picks, Maty Mauk."



Hugh Freeze: "Of all the years for Mississippi State to be good..."



Steve Spurrier: "Maybe Florida will take me back."



Butch Jones: "I've been told moral victories count now."



Kevin Sumlin: "What do you mean, our defense didn't show up?"



Derek Mason: "No one told me I'd get stuck with old Vandy!"

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